google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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