I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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