reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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