The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
