Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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