In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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