in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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