I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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