ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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