I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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