I looked at my own cervix.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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