But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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