thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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