She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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