Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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