Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I can tuck mytits in my pants
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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