just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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