I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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