but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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