I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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