"it" just moved
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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