Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.