Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?

(810): View more from Michigan

humiliate her

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(206): View more from Washington

What should our trivia night team be named?

(925): View more from California

Define Statutory

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(707): View more from California

You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face

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(989): View more from Michigan

Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.

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(903): View more from Texas

Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.

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(315): View more from New York

I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now

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