He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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