BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You dont lie about slip and slides
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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