went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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