nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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