I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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