guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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