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Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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