She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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