I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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