your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So vagazzling was a success
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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