Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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