so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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