I wish i was in the wii world.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My bed smells like the plague
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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