I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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