I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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