Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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