Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
