I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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