i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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