so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
