You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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