I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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