nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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