nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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