Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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