OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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