my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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