Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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