I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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