I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We have started to decorate penises.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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