i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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