Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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