I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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