Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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